Category: US National News

Summer Sale on Steam! Gamers, rejoice! The United States government has officially designated the Steam Summer Sale a national holiday, confirming the role of video games in American culture in…

In a move that can only be described a “huge”, former President Donald J. Trump has released his very own GFUEL energy drink flavor, cementing his influence not only in…

This year’s Professional Vape Contest in Canada took an unexpected turn, resulting in an extraordinary cloud phenomenon that enveloped the eastern coast of the United States in a hazy mist.…

  Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed a closely kept secret that has stunned the nation: the leader of the free world is supposedly addicted to phonics. Yes,…

The Reddit Blackout: A worldwide Reddit black-out has had unexpectedly dire effects, and the internet is scrambling to cope. What began as a protest to API charges has suddenly escalated into a global…

Star Wars enthusiasts all over the country are in an uproar after President Joe Biden signed an unexpected executive order, Taking cues from the classic film series, Biden’s “Order 66”…

Introduction: The tech giant has launched a revolutionary method for charging its newest iPhone models, which has even the most devoted Apple fans scratching their heads. Get ready, because Apple…

In yet another shocking move, President Joe Biden has demonstrated a complete disregard for public safety by pardoning a turkey with a rap sheet longer than its own wattle. The…

Dollar General Demoted to Colonel after Public Out Cry   Dollar General has recently been in the news once again after being demoted from General down to Colonel (Kern-el). The…

Donald Trump Announces Entry into Race   Recently Donald Trump has made an announcement concerning his interest in running a race once again. The announcement comes as the midterm elections…