Trump Touts New GFUEL Flavor
In a move that can only be described a “huge”, former President Donald J. Trump has released his very own GFUEL energy drink flavor, cementing his influence not only in…
President Biden alleged to be “Hooked on Phonics”
Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed a closely kept secret that has stunned the nation: the leader of the free world is supposedly addicted to phonics. Yes,…
President Joe Biden Signs “Order 66” into action
Star Wars enthusiasts all over the country are in an uproar after President Joe Biden signed an unexpected executive order, Taking cues from the classic film series, Biden’s “Order 66”…
Biden Pardons Turkey with a Lengthy Rap Sheet: The Gobble Gaffe
In yet another shocking move, President Joe Biden has demonstrated a complete disregard for public safety by pardoning a turkey with a rap sheet longer than its own wattle. The…
Donald Trump Announces Entry into Race
Donald Trump Announces Entry into Race Recently Donald Trump has made an announcement concerning his interest in running a race once again. The announcement comes as the midterm elections…
Trump and Biden to Face off in Highly Anticipated Boxing Match
Trump and Biden to Face off in Highly Anticipated Boxing Match After fighting on the campaign trail for years, Donald Trump and Joe Biden will be doing a different…