Steam Summer Sale Declared US National Holiday
Summer Sale on Steam! Gamers, rejoice! The United States government has officially designated the Steam Summer Sale a national holiday, confirming the role of video games in American culture in…
Trump Touts New GFUEL Flavor
In a move that can only be described a “huge”, former President Donald J. Trump has released his very own GFUEL energy drink flavor, cementing his influence not only in…
Professional Canadian Vape Contest Causes Massive Smoke Cloud Throughout Eastern US
This year’s Professional Vape Contest in Canada took an unexpected turn, resulting in an extraordinary cloud phenomenon that enveloped the eastern coast of the United States in a hazy mist.…
President Biden alleged to be “Hooked on Phonics”
Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed a closely kept secret that has stunned the nation: the leader of the free world is supposedly addicted to phonics. Yes,…
ChatGPT Unmasked as an Overworked Intern
A surprising turn of events has revealed the mysterious and all-knowing ChatGPT to be a frantic intern slogging away at a computer. The revelation has stunned those who operate in the…
Catastrophic 2-Day Blackout on Reddit has Profound Effect
The Reddit Blackout: A worldwide Reddit black-out has had unexpectedly dire effects, and the internet is scrambling to cope. What began as a protest to API charges has suddenly escalated into a global…
Twitch Dives Again: Streamers Now Required To Host Hot Tub Broadcasts
Welcome to the “Inflatable banana” of content development. The popular gaming and Hot tub streaming site, Twitch has just announced a controversial new policy that has thrown the streaming community…
Starfield to be Renamed to Starfield 76 and will now be an MMO
Prepare for a Multiplayer Space Adventure Unlike Any Other! Recently, Todd Howard, the renowned genius behind Bethesda Game Studios, shocked the gaming world with some unexpected news. Howard stated…
President Joe Biden Signs “Order 66” into action
Star Wars enthusiasts all over the country are in an uproar after President Joe Biden signed an unexpected executive order, Taking cues from the classic film series, Biden’s “Order 66”…
New “Subs Don’t Sink” Twitch Policy Leaves Small Streamers Behind a Paywall
The New “Subs Don’t Sink” Policy of Twitch Leaves Small Streamers in the Cold The live streaming company Twitch has recently revealed a controversial new policy that will rock the…